Malkin/Coulter: Cunt vs. Cunt

I think Michelle Malkin is jealous of Ann Coulter. Little Michelle has been getting more face time with Falafel O'Reilly than Ann, and has made Cindy Sheehan her own personal punching bag (she'd like to believe it's socially acceptable to lead the charge of denigrating the grieving mother of a dead servicemember or make it unseemly that said mother would grieve in public, while at the same time not stepping up to the plate to go serve over in Iraq herself..if she has one thing going for her, she's gotta be 15-20 years younger than Coulter). However, Ann still reigns supreme in the eyes of the Right. I mean, hell...she's even been spread... I mean...has had a spread in Time magazine. Little Michelle has a long way to go to catch up to Ann's kool level. I have also discovered a web site that has rated the right wing freak show. Michelle currently is ahead of Ann. Hold on tight to that...uh...lead, Michelle. But let's be honest. Even though Ann Coulter is known in some circles (mainly my own) as Man Coulter, Little Michelle will never be as cute. Atrios has great photos of Michelle. Plus? If you click through Amazon far enough, you will be able to purchase the Ann Coulter action figure (which differs from the talking Ann Coulter doll, not life sized). This will be, unfortunately for the rest of polite society, a Battle of the Cable Network Cunts for some time in the future. So Michelle? Give up now, cuz you'll never amount to shit in the world of cunts.