BREAKING: Anna Nicole Is Alive; She's Britney Spears

So, CNN is ALL over the Britney Spears rehab/not rehab, shaved head/tatoo thing; not to mention, every incremental piece of Anna Nicole's whateverstupidthingishappening. Man, that's some important news. They keep running the JUST IN graphic to show you that they KNOW breaking news. Meanwhile, there were back to back explosions in Iraq today, killing at least 8 people. And it's still early. Also, how how many soldiers have died? 3133. We have had the label of Shitbags of Liberty for the punditocracy. Maybe it's time to label CNN the Shitbags of Media, eh?