Oscar Predictions, Set In Stone

While I could not possibly care less about most of pop culture, I'm gay, and it's in my DNA to be an Oscar whore. That said, here are my Oscar predictions, set in stone, with no editing allowed later. I haven't seen all the movies up for awards, which is causing me to receive letters from the Homosexual Movie Fan Club wanting their membership card returned. That being said, here it is:

BEST PICTURE
"Little Miss Sunshine"

BEST ACTOR
Forest Whitaker, "The Last King of Scotland"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
This is tough, because Eddie Murphy has received several awards for "Dreamgirls." But I'm going with Alan Arkin, "Little Miss Sunshine."

BEST ACTRESS
Helen Mirren, "The Queen"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
I would LOVE for Abigail Breslin to win for "Little Miss Sunshine," or Cate Blanchett for "Notes on a Scandal," but I think this is a "Dreamgirls" category, and say that Jennifer Hudson will win.

BEST DIRECTOR
Martin Scorsese, "The Departed"

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"
Funniest. Movie. Ever.

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
"The Queen"

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
"Cars"

ART DIRECTION
"Pan's Labyrinth"

CINEMATOGRAPHY
"Pan's Labyrinth"

COSTUME DESIGN
"The Queen"

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
"An Inconvenient Truth" (watching the heads explode will be an added bonus)

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT
"Two Hands"

ORIGINAL SONG
"I Need To Wake Up" from "An Inconvenient Truth"

We'll find out tonight. However you watch, enjoy the show.